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chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.
Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.
by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017
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Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.
I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.
by vanessaloveshotchicks August 16, 2019
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hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason
Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.
by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019
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Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.
"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."
by Merry Present February 5, 2020
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Albuquerque Handshake

Alvin was feeling tense, Robert suggested that he go meet Jodi for a good old Albuquerque Handshake to help relieve some stress.
by JLthaKing October 20, 2020
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Hollywood Handshake

The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.
Pru hurriedly exited the tent as Noel and Matt excitedly ended the day with a Hollywood Handshake.
by PeterW2410 November 23, 2021
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Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
Tom and I greeted one another with a Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room at the museum, then we went outside and ran the Rocky steps.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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