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handle barin'

When you are fucking a girl with pig tails up the ass and right before you jiz in her asshole you take ur cock out and jiz on her back and then rip out her pigtails and slap it on her back.
Yesterday I was handle barin' some chick when i found out that it was actually my cousin.
by Chrissy T June 28, 2006
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Croatian Pan-handle

Sexual position:
Lie down flat with an erection, Draw a circle on your abdomen area, flatten the penis and make it look like a handle, the opposite partner then shits into the circle, then they use the 'pan-handle' to make a 'Croatian Omlet' which contains a mixture of semen and shit.
Me and my wife spiced up our sex life with the croatian pan-handle.
by El Guru July 28, 2011
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Red handed

When a young Mexican boy reaches the bottom of his most recent bag of Hot Cheetos and the spicy Cheeto powder coats his little brown digits.
"Jose Luis don't touch the babies while you are red handed, mijo!"
by greathips July 27, 2018
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love handle

Referring to the shape of your hand when you have a woman on all fours and have your thumb up her arse and your fingers in her fanny.
Also known as the bowling ball grip.
Bend over love so I can fit you with a love handle.
by Gary Bundy December 25, 2007
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two handed dismount

The act of pushing your partner out an open window upon dismounting. This is generally reserved for those situations when you want to make sure she doesn't call you back. Throwing her her clothes is optional. This move requires that you are in doggy style position prior to dismount. Not recommended if you live in an apartment building, or are on the 2nd floor of a home while performing.

This term can also simply be used to describe a situation where you banged a girl you brought home and then avoided her until she went away.
I was at the bar the other night and brought home a really skanky broad. I had to make sure I got rid of her, so I gave her the two handed dismount. I felt kinda bad, so I threw her her clothes.
by Big red machine March 25, 2007
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Handler

A Handler is an extremely fat girl that is usually also short and unlike a Dragon is almost always unattractive. There may be no discernable waistline and she may also has a FUPA. She could also be very broadbacked and no-necked. For a girl to be a handler she must also be in the presence of her Dragon friend.
The reason she is a handler, is because you could easily invision her holding the chain of a dragon. If she is by herself she could be considered a beast, or possibly a Troll, and maybe a short dragon.
She could easily be seen as a female trucker.
The signal to your buddy that a handler is near is the same as that for a Dragon. A motion of pulling a huge sword out of its scabbard like a knight.
Last night, my buddy got drunk and went home with this Dragon to slay her. Her handler was was also there, and not only was she wider than she was tall she had there was no amount of alchohol that could get me to slay the Handler.
by The Real Maroon Blood October 10, 2008
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handle

To deal with some one violently for an infraction. A guy who comes at your family or lady may need to be handled.
This dude banged my man and then talked about him on my block. I'm gonna handle this dude
by Ken215 June 26, 2006
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