Chest-hump-itis

The strange and inexplicable disease that causes the carrier to grow a strange and out of place hump right in the middle of their chest, I'm deadly serious. On particularly skinny people, Chest-hump-itis gives the effect of both boobies forming into one boobie.
Danny, your Chest-hump-itis is getting out of hand, your hump nearly knocked my eye out, you better get another opinion on that one.
by Normal Chested Sam March 19, 2003
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sausage hump pump

When a penis is so large that that it actually increases the size of a women’s butt during sexual intercourse.
Omg Becky look at your butt!! How did you get that overnight?! Oh you know, it was the sausage hump pump!
by NASS trio September 2, 2023
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Third Party Humping

The act of being repeatedly bumped into by a person being humped. Usually seen in cases in which you and the humpee are sitting down next to each other.
John: Did you see Kyle hump Brenda on that bench today?
David: Actually, he was third party humping me. So yes, I did.
by Scarred Victim of This April 15, 2011
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After Hump Day

Thursday;

The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.

The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"

"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"

"Ohh yea! Sweet"
by ManSealSquid December 12, 2013
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Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023
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Garbage Hump Station

The act of getting dirty smelly garbage putting it all over your bed and having sex with a girl and rolling around in trash.
you gonna do the "Garbage Hump Station?"
yeah man im gonna fuck my girl in so much dirty,smelly trash!
by THEMAN6295 July 6, 2010
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Reverse Indian Hump

When your at a basement party and the seemingly harmless Indian girl aggressively pins your drunken body against the wall and starts thrusting her buttocks into your crotch. While her friends circle around you, chanting ceremonial cries in their native tongue.
“Dude I was so blackout I got the reverse Indian hump last night.”

“You’ve gotta come see this. John is getting the reverse Indian hump, he’s gotta be blackout!”
by Uhhhhdaboi April 28, 2022
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