Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.

After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.

by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022

Grandma

The best person in the world.

Yo I just had a sleepover with my grandma! It was awesome!

by Agent frankie March 29, 2021

Grandma

Grandma...Where do I start,grandmas are the Angel's of the world..they are the one that will always be there for Family,No Question, this lady will step up when a worthless daughter leaves 4 boys (all under 10) Grandma Waste no time but to offer ( HER EX SON IN LAW..WHOM SHE ADORES. TO LET HER HELP.)This lady without thought of herself moved 2 houses down and took charge while father worked to provide. Can you imagine What Kind of love GRANDMA HAD FOR THESE BOYS...ALL HER LIFE MAKING SURE THEY WERE CLEAN, FED SCHOOLED,,THATS MY DEFINITION OF GRANDMA.

Wow them boys are lucky they have such a person like grandma

by Nick Danger Brother January 14, 2022

Grandma’s a chill guy

I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

Grandma parent

A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40

"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"

by MessyKairos March 7, 2019

Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you

Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma

by Annoy March 30, 2019

Drama Grandma

• A grandma that hasn’t grown out of being a “drama-mama”.

• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.

• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.

She’s such a drama grandma.

by TruthfulFacts May 6, 2025