by Aero the Sparrow January 7, 2006
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A stout young animal, usually of Irish or Italian descent. A Googins diet primarily consists of inexpensive strong beer, burritos, and occasionally - if the mood strikes - Red Lobster.
A Googin will protect it's face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: Gleegan - a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. Sideburns not included.
You'll often find a Googin "working" in it's toy-filled room, or hoarding James Ready 5.5 in the basements of select Stoney Creek dive bars. You may also find a Googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.
A Googin also possess' limited speech. You will often hear a Googin muttering the following sounds:
- Hudgity
- Tiddly
- Shawarma Shawarma Shawarma
- Take a toke
- Eat shit and choke
- Touch base
- Reach out
- Bub
- Bubs
- Chrons
- Chroners
- Dece
A Googin will protect it's face with a beard unless it meets a female (see: Gleegan - a veterinarian or a scholar), in which case it will promptly stumble home and shave. Sideburns not included.
You'll often find a Googin "working" in it's toy-filled room, or hoarding James Ready 5.5 in the basements of select Stoney Creek dive bars. You may also find a Googin sitting shotgun in your vehicle, but treasure this opportunity as he will hastily be fast asleep.
A Googin also possess' limited speech. You will often hear a Googin muttering the following sounds:
- Hudgity
- Tiddly
- Shawarma Shawarma Shawarma
- Take a toke
- Eat shit and choke
- Touch base
- Reach out
- Bub
- Bubs
- Chrons
- Chroners
- Dece
"Hudgity, hudgity, hudgity I'm only going out if I can eat me some damn Red Lobster and drink me some fucking 50"
Q: Hey Uncle Parp, want to hang out?
A: Nah. I just pissed my boxers and it got on my signed Hilary Duff picture. Plus, I'm busy organizing my Polly Pockets, bubs.
*Insert friend to friend email*
Reply: Why thank you for reaching out, sir. I appreciate your concern, and value your time. I will touch base with my colleagues. Regards - Googin
Q: Hey Uncle Parp, want to hang out?
A: Nah. I just pissed my boxers and it got on my signed Hilary Duff picture. Plus, I'm busy organizing my Polly Pockets, bubs.
*Insert friend to friend email*
Reply: Why thank you for reaching out, sir. I appreciate your concern, and value your time. I will touch base with my colleagues. Regards - Googin
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