Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.

Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!

by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009

Five in the poo

A figure of speech used to describe anal fisting.

"Dude, she's a pro! She took five in the poo and didn't even break a sweat."

by circuit_38 December 14, 2009

High Five-jacking

High Five-jacking refers to the act of hijacking someone's high five. This happens when two people are about to high five, but a third person raise his/her hand and gives one of them a high five before the initial one is performed, thereby hijacking it.

The action is also quite similar to a high five leech.

Kris: I'm so stoked now, Hennick! Give me a high five!
Hennick: YEAAAAAH!!!
Magnus raises his hand faster than light and gives Kris a high five while Kris is trying to high five Hennick (the High Five-jacking).
Kris: S**t, we were high five-jacked!

Hennick: That was AWESOME!!!
Kris: Yeah, I'm even more stoked now!

by Offpiste-M December 27, 2009

fast-five

a hand job

He gave himself a fast-five before returning to his date with his cousin.

by smartypi May 16, 2011

kentucky fried penis

Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.

This year for Thanksgiving, I carved my Kentucky fried penis and let my mother have the first bite.

by spraymond August 14, 2016

maroon fived

When you are defecating in a public setting and trying to get in and out quickly, so that no one knows you are taking a dump, and you realize that you are producing a messy dump that will require much wiping, therefore blowing your cover.

I was on this date with Katrina, and my stomach started acting up so I tried to go to the restroom quickly, but I laid down an absolute monster of a terd and got totally maroon fived.

by justindelaney October 25, 2018

nine to fiver

Typically a middle-aged person who works 9am-5pm Monday through Friday at their job every week. They have never worked a weekend. A nine to fiver usually has a high-end office job. Also see: yuppie or weekend warrior

Nine to Fiver: Awww yeah! TGIF! Out comes my inner weekend warrior!

Weekend Worker: Man, f*ck you. I gotta work 'til close all weekend.

Nine to Fiver: *Giving the weekend worker the middle finger while driving away in his BMW*

by DarthXanax December 15, 2013