Friedman

A guy who calls his friends homos to hide his own questionable "preferences"

That kid can be such a Friedman, I doubt girls even turn him on! ROFLMAO!

by Garem July 22, 2008

fried

Usually done with chicken but can also be done with other sources of food.

"Hey man lets go get some Kentucky Fried Chicken!"

by Da Man! January 9, 2005

chicken fried rice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
lemon slice!

by lou December 10, 2003

fried chicken

my friends nickname. or something you get from kfc.

1. Fried chicken get over here. 2. Yo I just got some kfc.

by adude October 30, 2004

fried ice cream

At the point of ejaculation, you aim your semen directly onto your testes. You then let it dry, and notice how the mounds resemble fried ice cream. Then you can enjoy the dried semen covered testes, or a friend can enjoy.

I hate waiting for my semen to dry, im too excited to enjoy a serving of fried ice cream

by Clayton25 March 19, 2008

Frigid slut

snogs the shit out of everything and everybody, sometimes up to 5 men at a time.

but in the bedroom remains old fasioned and conservative, and is often disgusted by the assumption of sexual intercourse.

guy 1- "are you going to get with that scouser tonight?"
guy 2- "naah man, dat guurl a frigid slut, waste of ma taaiiime bro!"
guy 1-"Too bad maaaaan"

by broseph888999 November 30, 2011

Fried

Verb, (frIed)
1.) So surprisingly impressive as to stun or overwhelm, or to strike dumb with wonder.
2.) Completely void of logic or any rational educated thought.
3.) To cook over direct heat in hot oil or fat.

1.) Man that bike is fried, yo!
2.) That dang shi-tzu is fried. or All UNC grads are fried.
3.) That snickers bar would be better if it were fried.

by Zakgp October 1, 2005