february 16th

February 16th is National Single Day so all the people that are single get to celebrate with other single people about how single they are.

Most of your friends are single. And there’s not really a day to appreciate people that are single.Well February 16th is the day to celebrate your single friends. You could be single there could be a day to appreciate you and some of your friends.

by That.Beach August 22, 2019

february 8

national guitar hero day! many guitar legends were born this day, some of the most fire ones you'll meet!

she was born on february 8? what a legend

by thesouponaplatehater February 27, 2017

February 3rd

A short bitch named Devon was born today. We don't know her.

"isn't today february 3rd??"
"yeah, devon was born today, fuck devon man."

by devvoon November 2, 2019

February 4

The day of when sexy females are born if you have a gf born on that day keep her she’s also really good at sex

Hey bro your gf was born in February 4th?!! She must be good at sex

by BB_ob Duncan May 29, 2020

February 22

Where a guy named Adam gets to slap a girl named Meghan’s ass

Adam : slaps meghans ass**
Meghan: why’d you do that
Adam: it’s February 22

Meghan: oh ok fine but only for today

by Definitely not maghans friend November 3, 2019

February 15

Only the best day ever. Only super awesome people were born on this day. ngl but these people are mostly always slight nerds but that’s ok. So on February 15, say happy birthday to me pls

Me: y’all know what day it is??!!
My friends: ummm February 15??
Me: anything else?
My friends: uhhh nope that’s about it
Me: wow you guys forgot about my birthday

My friends: no we are just kidding. Here are all of your presents. Happy birthday!!

by fuyuhiko'swife November 13, 2019

February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

by ᶜᵃᶜᵃᶦⁿᵉ ˢⁿᵒʳᵗᵉʳ February 14, 2020