by AUG u wot m8 July 8, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. A recently discovered type of abdominal cancer that by stage 2 hijacks the nervous system by attaching itself to the spine and releasing specific euphoric chemicals produced by cell degeneration. it's usually caused by prolonged exposure to what's called "digital aids" which describes stuff like tiktok, vine compilations, and a plethora of different "influencers". some symptoms of this type of cancer include:
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
stage 1) addiction, and pain to the stomach region
stage 2) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured tissue surrounding the tumor, and mild seizures
stage 3) addiction, pain to the stomach region, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, gender dysphoria, and seizures
stage 4) heavy addiction, immense pain, migraines, discoloured/rotting tissue surrounding the tumor, leaking of stomach acid, gender dysphoria, heavy seizures, and eventual organ failure.
the seizures caused by this disease can often be mistaken for obnoxious dancing.
this disease is spreading fast, and is quickly becoming an epidemic. spread the word, donate to the research into it. if we keep fighting, may be victorious.
by anonymous November 12, 2019
Get the fortnitemug. by Julian D is best ™ January 23, 2023
Get the Fortnitemug. “Fortnite” is a pixel screen game, run by the company “epic” it is an extremely popular game, ( usually played by children ) the best part is... it’s free! It has lots of cool stuff! ( as children would say ) it is just like the game “call of duty” but less violence, you can chat to random people all over the world! Starting from England, all the way to Australia! It feels so good when you win! Just thinking to your self, oh my god! I just survived 100 people! And I won! But... then comes the bad part, it’s a money drainer! People spend up to 90 to 300 dollars/pounds/euros (etc) every day, and parents absolutely hate this game! Children never go out doors where Mother Nature is. If you put a vote on the internet about if fortnite was the best, it would obviously win, fortnite’s the best!
by Awesome Definitions January 27, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug. by fortnitelolxd June 1, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. by BlueSpaceSlime October 7, 2020
Get the fortnitemug. the absolute worst game on the market, it used to be an ok game and had an okay community but now IT HAS INFESTED EVERY SCHOOL AND IF YOU SEE A PERSON FORTNITE DANCING IT IS 100% ACCEPTABLE TO PUT A BULLET IN THEIR HEAD.
Friend: "yo, is that a fortnite player?"
me: "wait a sec dude," *caps the person in the head".
cop *sees me kill a kid* "oh, that is fine" keep on walking you two".
me: "wait a sec dude," *caps the person in the head".
cop *sees me kill a kid* "oh, that is fine" keep on walking you two".
by the realj June 4, 2019
Get the fortnitemug.