Fortnite

a simple way to roast someone if they are a virgin and a disappoint to society. it’s a good way to really grind someone’s gears because fortnite is a terrible game that has driven society to the ground

your such a fortnite

by helpmedadiscoming April 17, 2019

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Fortnite

Fortnite is a popular game umos't extroverts and virgins alike. People who like Fortnite aren't bad people but they usually are very annoying and you find them very difficult to hang around because they only talk about Fortnite. All Fortnite players are virgins. If one of your friends every posts a Fortnite win on his story, you can tell him he just added an extra 14 years of virginity (at least).

Introverts who play Fortnite (Although rare) are completely enjoyable people and one that you hope to become friends with someday. When playing with an introvert, s/he wont ever get mad at you because s/he is too afraid that they'll hurt your feelings, and introverts will never do that.

Guy 1: Hey man do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Umm... No.
Guy 1: DUDE YOU TOTALLY SHOULD IT'SLIKETHEBESTGAMEEVER,LIKEIGOTAVICTORYROYALEACOUPLEDAYSAGO
Guy 2: *Shoots himself*

Guy 3 (Introvert): *Mentions Fortnite*
Guy 4: Hey man we should totally play sometime
Guy 3: Uh... Sure.
Guy 4 and Guy 3 are now bros for life (or for however long Fortnite stays popular).

by Orange pants guy July 12, 2018

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Fortnite

The game that will die on October 12.

John: Wanna play Fortnite?
Johnny: No I just got COD.

by Guav July 26, 2018

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Fortnite

A game that is well played over the whole freaking world and is taking over like crazy. Fortnite is a 100 player game where you jump of a bus and skydive to a place to gather loot. Once you are done looting, you have to move to the circle or if you are already in the circle, stay there. Also, watch out for people that want to kill you and so you have to kill them back. You can run solos, duos, and squads, and other game modes that epic games puts in the game. What makes this Battle Royale game unique is that it has the ability for you to build and that can help you when fighting players in he game. You can get wood, brick, and metal to help you build and the MAC material you can get is 999. So you have to be the last one standing and win the game. It also is a game where your girl leaves you because you are addicted to Fortnite! I recommend this game for sure.

Person 1: yo wanna run duos
Person 2: sure let me tell my girl that ima play with you because we were supposed to go to dinner

Player 1: aight bet
Player 2: yo I broke up with my girl
Player 1: why what happened
Player 2: fuck it let’s just run duos I’ll tell you later

Player 1: alright now that we won, tell me why you broke up
Player 2: because I fucking play fortnite too much that she hated me because I don’t give her a lot of attention
Player 1: hey man, bros before hoes so fuck let’s run again
Player 2: aight bet

by Aightbet_fortnite June 8, 2018

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