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Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
mugGet the Flu Screwmug.

princess flu

The period or monthly menstrual cycle of a female. Aunt flo is in town for the week. That bitch is on the rag.
You dont want to come to my house this week my wife has the princess flu.
by Knot u December 13, 2018
mugGet the princess flumug.

German Weasel Flu

a viral like flu with a sore neck, sore arm's n legs, severe headache's, chronic projectile vomiting, and severe anal leakage, this illness is only experienced by hypochondriacs.
by Tobdogg October 18, 2011
mugGet the German Weasel Flumug.

Cum Flu

A variety of STDs which could put you on the "bench" until cleared up
"Where's Kim?"
"Oh she went home with that rando and is stuck at home with the cum Flu"
by Wlg12788 February 27, 2022
mugGet the Cum Flumug.

brown jug flu

When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
I have the Brown jug flu today guys . I drank WAY to much last night
by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018
mugGet the brown jug flumug.

Moosehead Flu

A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
Look at the senior girls, they’ve really caught the Moosehead flu since freshman year.”
mugGet the Moosehead Flumug.

Flu

The flu is the hurtful and shity but effective way to get out of going to school
mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine
by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019
mugGet the Flumug.

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