Father

Something you don't have.

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*

by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021

Old Enough to Be Your Father

Used to emphasize how old someone is.

"How old is Jerry?"

"Old enough to be your father."

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 21, 2022

Arse like his father

Looks like his dad.

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.

by Goingson May 15, 2017

Father

The male parent

I love my father!

by Faerie_the_Original July 5, 2023

Your father

He went to go get milk and isn’t coming back sorry

John: your father
Logan: John you know my father left
John: Ik :

by RA!NB0W JUP!T3R<3 April 28, 2022

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

HELLO MOTHER FATHER

It's like Hello Mother Fucker but 0 rudeness
USE TO TROLL PEOPLE

YOU:hello mother fucker
ME:hello mother father

by STEAVEBRINE March 24, 2023