Fail Sneeze

When the urge to sneeze is not great enough, the result is a sore nose.

"Why are you holding your nose?" "I just did a fail sneeze."

by Festy Stephie November 09, 2009

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fail roleplay

The act of a person falling out of their character and/or breaking the rules that apply to their characters and/or the environment their character roleplays in.

Billy decides to pull his Shank and decides to stab everyone for no reason at all.
Billy: rekt noobs
Victims: Fail Roleplay! Why you randomly killing us?

Billy participates in a roleplaying environment where there are no special super powers allowed. Johnny pulls a gun, and instead of Billy showing gun-fear to the gun of Johnny, he fail roleplays.
Billy: *grabs the gun all of the sudden and kills Johnny out of the sudden
Johnny: Fail Roleplay! You're supposed to show gun fear!

Billy just got killed in that same environment and instead of forgetting all his memories... Billy decides to fail roleplay. Yeah, again.
Billy: *runs back to where he did with his weapon and shoots everyone*

by darkline1 September 03, 2017

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The Failed Abortion

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You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 19, 2019

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Fail streak

A Fail streak is a serise of failures in succession.

The ugly person was on a fail streak after he bit his finger, tripped over a root, and fell off a cliff to his death.

by Xylias January 28, 2012

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Trail of Fail

n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.

My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.

by emoboi0716 December 06, 2009

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