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The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009
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seeing Edward

One of the symptoms of a coming migraine is that you experience a 'light show,' or sparkles. So when you start 'seeing Edward,' or 'seeing Edward Cullen,' it means you're about to get a migraine.
I feel awful... I should have known, I've been seeing Edward all day.
by -Holly- July 9, 2010
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ned-edward

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!
by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014
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Mark Edwards

Mark Edwards.

A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.

Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.
I'm a genuine person... not a Mark Edwards.
by Foxyfox316 October 10, 2018
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Brendan Edward Zeller

Pretty guy.

Massive Donger.

Has all the friends.

Hes kinda cool.
"Brendan Edward Zeller is really hot my dude."
by REAL PeRSOn435 March 10, 2022
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philip and edward

they are very inlove and they make love evrytday the fuck 24/7 and kiss eat other. They like each other pog!
by s0xxhu January 22, 2021
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Edward Cullen

A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.

In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
Fangirl: ohmigod Edward Cullen is the love of my life. MARRY ME EDWARD!!!
Normal Person: Tard.
by wigglennibble October 12, 2010
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