The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.
"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."
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Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.
Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...
Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...
Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!
Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!
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A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.
Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.
A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.
Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.
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Get the Brendan Edward Zeller mug.they are very inlove and they make love evrytday the fuck 24/7 and kiss eat other. They like each other pog!
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Get the philip and edward mug.A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?
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