Elephant Ears

The act of someone inverting their pockets and sticking their penis out to mimic the appearance of an elephant.

Friend: Put your pockets back in or someone might think you're making elephant ears.

by BigManTyson December 29, 2018

Low-ear

someone who is inbred, a total moron lacking common sense.

"joe is a total low-ear for destroying that car window" said dave.

by Chris Renaldi December 02, 2006

Ear Sex

aye.....pretty self explanitory

"fuck! didnae hear that coming!"

by thelazygeko May 26, 2004

moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote June 29, 2007

Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 05, 2006

teary-eared

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

After hearing the story, the girls got all teary-eared.

by BeccaR June 11, 2005

ear cuddling

The act of two people sharing a single set of headphones attatched to one MP3/music player.

Ear cuddling, they walked close to each other in order for the ear pieces not to fall off.

by Ayumi N. November 30, 2007