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viral dragon

HI MY NAME IS VIRAL DRAGON AND I AM LEET WOO AND I KNOW LOTS OF SHITAZ
by --God April 2, 2009
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dragon vagina

A woman's vagina that breathes fire when opened
When the dragonborn spread Lydia's legs, he saw her dragon vagina and spoke to it in thu'um
by Cosatomic December 18, 2014
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gargling dragon

A sexual act were a woman is giving a man oral sex and right when the man is about to ejaculate, the man punches the woman in the nose, and ejaculates in her mouth. The woman will then pull her head back and the mixture of blood and semen will create what seems like a gargling dragon.
Laynes gave Emilia a gargling dragon that made her choke a lot.
by Doralover20 August 12, 2009
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Cunt Dragon

A legendary, mythical creature that hath no mercy upon lesser legends, such as nessie, gnomes, leprechauns, and santa. A cunt dragon is a figurative expression used for when a women is PMSing or is in bitchmode, and expresses her inner anger through her vagina. A cunt dragon is the epitome of bitchiness, which leds to bad sex, or worse, no sex at all. Essentially when the cunt dragon is out, you better hide, because hell hath no fury like an enraged cunt dragon. Alternatively, the expression is used similarly to "dousche-bag."
Jack: "Angela is being a major bitch tonight man, I have a feeling its going to be a rough night."

Jim: "Dude, no way you are getting any poon tonight, the cunt dragon is out tonight!

Alternatively: "Dude you are such a cunt dragon!"
by McGullicuddy McGoobinheimer X September 12, 2010
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Dragon Bait

The unsuspecting wingman used to draw the attention of the hot chick's extrememly overweight/ugly girlfriend
Dude, you went out with john last night?
That girl he wants has a pet dragon.
You were Dragon Bait.
by goldenwyrm June 6, 2009
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chase the dragon

that skag heads been chasing the dragon for years1
by bbh April 23, 2003
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dungeon dragon

A dragon kept underground to guard the most high-security vaults at Gringotts Wizarding Bank.
Oh shit, if we want to get into the Lestrange vault we have to get by that dungeon dragon! Get out the clankers!
by DMoney44435 August 6, 2011
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