dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Dookie Chip

When you have diarrhea and you dont wipe, then after a couple days it dries up and you peel it off like a chip,

Bungledash watched frankfurt have diarrhea, he then suggested that frankfurt would let it dry so they could enjoy the dookie chip.

by DA Big curly May 24, 2025

Handcuff Dookie Challenge

A challenge where one handcuffs themselves to the bed and swallows the key, they then have to stay there until they dookie it out and unlock themselves

It took me 33 hours to complete the Handcuff Dookie Challenge

by ItAintObeeezy May 26, 2025

Spooky Dookie

When you watch a horror movie while taking a shit in hopes it will scare the shit out of you

Imma watch conjuring and pull a spooky dookie

by JoeBamaBinSwaggin May 11, 2023

Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.

I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning

by Ol goopy August 31, 2023

Spooky Dookie

When someone has came inside you, and it suddenly comes out later without warning.

Omg... I just had a spooky dookie... I need to change.

by The spooky dookier September 10, 2023

Spooky Dookie

When you get scared and poop yourself.

Tyrone was walking thru a haunted house, when a killer clown jumped out and caused Tyrone to have a spooky dookie.

by Thewordqu33n October 5, 2023