joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”

by bababooeyman69 October 29, 2023

the spang dangler

When your partner has your wang in her mouth and you force her head all the way down, spin round and do a handstand blowing your load into her throat and grabbing her ass

She asked for the spang dangler tonight but my arms hurt

by MR SIR 2010 November 23, 2023

Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh

A few strange noises made by the mouth of a man with 11 toes.

It will go somewhere along the lines of Bingle-bongle-dingle-dangle-yickety-doo-yickety-dah-ping-pong-lippy-tappy-too-tahh.

by teeny weeny sheeny February 15, 2025

E Money Dangle

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua

I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out

by Nickles8 July 12, 2025

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024