Dan Cohen

The sexiest jew in the world who attends church 24/7 and loves licking toes and sucking dildos
Dan Cohen is so weird
by Daddeeee65 September 24, 2019
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dan marcelino

loyal, kind, softhearted, an angel sent from above and has overflowing looks.
Dan Marcelino means a loyal and a caring partner so what are you waiting for? LANDIIN MO NA PLEASE LANGGGGGHEHAKSJD!
by ottoke October 20, 2021
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Dan and Whits

If we don't have it you don't need it. Greatest general store in the United States, located in Norwich, Vermont since 1891.
Out of town person: This town is so small. Where do you guys buy groceries?
Town person: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Gardening Supplies?
Town: Dan and Whits
Out of town: Clothing?
Town: Dan and Whits
Town: If they don't have it you don't need it.
by nrwch05055 December 29, 2016
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Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.
All hail Handy Dan
by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 18, 2023
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Dan Clarke

Dan Clarke is one of the most important people in life that you could meet and if you don't meet a dan clarke you are really missing out. He is always there for you in times of need and can cheer you up if you are sad. He is funny, nice and is a big fangirl of a certain TV show. Dan Clarke also comes with the addition of abs.
Person 1: I feel sad.
Person2: Well you gotta get yourself a Dan Clarke
Person1: ahh no one could ever fill the hole inside of me.
Person2: Dan Clarke has got it all!
by dhwwijywp9q April 21, 2019
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Dan Daum

why is there seeds in my dugout?, Dan Daum is the greatest baseball player of all time, his son ryan is also the greatest player of all time. He loves his chocolate milk and ham sandwhiches so you better not touch them, or you will be punished
Is that Dan Daum the greatest player of all time
by BLACKBALLS3D March 03, 2022
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ravioli dan

Ravioli Dan is a term for a short man who is wider than he is tall. His shape literally is that of a ravioli.
Lol Tina look at Ravioli Dan waddle his fat ass across the street.
by WitchRed September 28, 2017
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