Fire Danger Wank

The act of setting fire to a 'fuse' of lighter fluid and attempting to finish wanking before the fire reaches your balls. no to be attempted by the beginner, should only be performed in a masturbatorium.

Tried to have a fire danger wank last night... all i'll say is roasted nuts!

by The Marine Scientist November 11, 2013

Food digger

A person who wants to be with you as a friend or something else, as they will always ask for your food during lunch.

Fat bastard: Lets be friends bro.
Person: Okay..?

*during lunch*

Fat bastard: Hey can I have your oreos?
Person: Sure.
Fat bastard: Can I have your Lays chips?
Person: Okay.
Fat bastard: Can I have your-
Person: go away you food digger! Give me back my lays!

by indescribable living May 9, 2017

Gold Digger

A fat slut who dates someone for their money.

Decent person: Can you give me your number?
Gold digger: Fuck no ur ugly
Decent Person: I have a lamborghini
Gold Digger: SURE I'LL GO ON A DATE
Random guy listening to the whole thing: Fuck I hope she gets crucified, then stoned, then shot.

by MOUNTAIN DEW BITCH December 21, 2017

Soul digger

Persons who look for a partner who will do all their emotional labor for them instead of taking the time to heal themselves.

"Watch out for them, they preach conscious behavior but they're a total soul digger..."

by Fire_Hoff March 5, 2019

Danger Kitten

An extremely stuck up whore, traped in the horrors of her own ego. Butt-ugly, her mirror must be broken, or else she would have known by now her "flirting" with the users of GameRanger is futile.

If you ever want to become bulemic just look at her picture on PGR after every meal.

"Baron Samedi: danger kitten is yokozuna because she is a fat sumo who likes to try to beat up on aibo burger buddies"

by Drågøn?Girl October 1, 2005

dj danger mouse

DJ and producer who jumped into the limelight by making the Grey Album, Jay-Z's Black Album over the Beatle's White Album. Has worked with rapper Jemini on the album Ghetto Pop Life and MF Doom as DangerDoom on the album The Mouse and the Mask. Produced Gorillaz Demon Days. Dj Danger Mouse is currently is working with Cee-lo under the name Gnarls Barkley.

check dj danger mouse out especially the grey album

by chapelle May 22, 2006

Digger

An extreme fall or slip, most often resulting in injury

"I almost slipped on the grass and took a huge Digger down that hill"

by gustin September 6, 2005