by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023
Get the Cooter-curtainmug. by Doctor chinese October 30, 2020
Get the Nigga curtainmug. This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.
Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
"That guy needs to stop talking."
"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."
by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018
Get the Curtain Smooshmug. A person who is shy and never leaves the house and just primarily stays inside without friends. Usually a Dungeons and Dragoner.
by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010
Get the Curtain Creepermug. One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He is smart, caring, an excellent soul mate and an amazing all around dude. James Curtain is also studying a degree that is kinda hard to get into but he doesn't talk about it often because he is so humble as well. James also likes star wars and lego and you should definitely go hang out with him.
Person 1: Man that James Curtain sure is a great dude
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x
Person 2: Yeah he helped me with x
Person 1: Of course he did, he always helps out with x
by Stevemcjamieson December 17, 2021
Get the James Curtainmug. Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does
Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies
by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024
Get the Theo has curtainsmug. When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.
"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"
by GlenBurg September 29, 2015
Get the flirt curtainsmug.