by RCR terms May 24, 2025
Get the 99% Curse mug.When you wear yellow and it consumes your personality; usually applied for people who tend to have a certain distaste for yellow.
by caiusmirk May 25, 2025
Get the Delenn Curse mug.You’re a girl, and you’re dating a boy. You cheat on him, you push him out of bed, you slap him in the face, etc. and in return, you notice he starts acting different that night. He pronounces his R’s like W’s, he colors on an app you’ve never seen him play, his voice is as high pitched as he can arrange it to be, and he uses quotes from his ex and his intended in-laws in conversation when it doesn’t even make sense. He copes, in absurdity and idiosyncratic amusement, by doing his best impression of his first girlfriend, the one he calls “The Sword”. You fall asleep thereafter.
Then, like a phantom, he escapes in the night, and listens to the old songs, and drives in the old way, down the kingsroad, and you never see him again. For only the one that came before you, all of you, offered him up the peace, and the comfort, and the love, to truly rest. You asked about her, once and never again, after noticing his enthusiasm and nostalgia, as if it were 50 years ago. And your decision to betray him brought upon your worst enemy. And this confusion you experienced and verbalized is what it means to have the curse of the blade.
Then, like a phantom, he escapes in the night, and listens to the old songs, and drives in the old way, down the kingsroad, and you never see him again. For only the one that came before you, all of you, offered him up the peace, and the comfort, and the love, to truly rest. You asked about her, once and never again, after noticing his enthusiasm and nostalgia, as if it were 50 years ago. And your decision to betray him brought upon your worst enemy. And this confusion you experienced and verbalized is what it means to have the curse of the blade.
Usurper: “Vance you are so fucking dumb it’s not even funny”
Sticky Vicky: “You’re not dumb, you’re perfect”
Usurper: “uhh I wasn’t talking about myself you fucking idiot.”
Sticky Vicky: “okay get into it I guess”
Usurper: “UHH YEAH WE WILL FUCKING GET INTO IT, YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
Sticky Vicky: “But I was just twying to hewlp…
Usurper: “Whatever…I’m going to bed” (CURSE OF THE BLADE).
*Sticky Vicky Von Vanimal leaves the usurper, and she is blocked, baleeted, and BTFO’d before his car even starts. And when he yearns for her, it is “Drugs” by lil Aaron, or Tate McRae, or cupcakke. And when he yearns for his younger self, it is Slayer, or Priest, or Pink Tape by lil uzi vert. And when it’s both, it is “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé, or “Baby I need Your Loving’” by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and several songs he has heard at his nursing home job for the last 5 years. Either way, it is on full volume. a concert, really, taking him home. And it is always, always, his favorite moment, in any of the relationships that have come after the one he calls “the sword.” Finally, the pretending is over with, and full attention and respect is paid to the way things once were, without turmoil, or guilt, or the dreading of a future with someone he doesn’t love.*
Sticky Vicky: “You’re not dumb, you’re perfect”
Usurper: “uhh I wasn’t talking about myself you fucking idiot.”
Sticky Vicky: “okay get into it I guess”
Usurper: “UHH YEAH WE WILL FUCKING GET INTO IT, YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF
Sticky Vicky: “But I was just twying to hewlp…
Usurper: “Whatever…I’m going to bed” (CURSE OF THE BLADE).
*Sticky Vicky Von Vanimal leaves the usurper, and she is blocked, baleeted, and BTFO’d before his car even starts. And when he yearns for her, it is “Drugs” by lil Aaron, or Tate McRae, or cupcakke. And when he yearns for his younger self, it is Slayer, or Priest, or Pink Tape by lil uzi vert. And when it’s both, it is “Drunk in Love” by Beyoncé, or “Baby I need Your Loving’” by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell, and several songs he has heard at his nursing home job for the last 5 years. Either way, it is on full volume. a concert, really, taking him home. And it is always, always, his favorite moment, in any of the relationships that have come after the one he calls “the sword.” Finally, the pretending is over with, and full attention and respect is paid to the way things once were, without turmoil, or guilt, or the dreading of a future with someone he doesn’t love.*
by Captain Cream Soda May 26, 2025
Get the Curse of the Blade mug.Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
Get the The Sam Cooper Curse mug.The Curse of Norio Ohga refers to after nintendo releasing a successful console with tons of games leading to other console manufacturers trying to emulate the success,Then their next console becomes a commercial failure resulting in other video game publishers like konami, capcom and sega doing stupid decisions resulting in poorer quality indie games being released instead making people think a 2nd video game crash will happen
The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it
The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it
1997
Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games
2004
Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future
2016
Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)
Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games
2004
Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future
2016
Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker
Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)
by baliebox4916 August 20, 2023
Get the The Curse of Norio Ohga mug.A diamond that you didn’t get manually yourself, but you brought from creative mode and then switched to survival mode in Minecraft. Cursed diamonds are considered unlucky.
by Averyuniqueandspecialname August 20, 2023
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