Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."
Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.
by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022
Get the Crystalmug. A name for rare beautiful gem. She acts tough on the outside
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
But is very soft on the inside she's very emotional strong. She's very trustworthy, she will only give you her friendship if she thinks you deserve it. She's very careful on who she trust and gets close to. If you have her friendship cherish it (not too many people do.) If she gives you her heart cherish it, if she gives you her trust cherish it, if she gave you her love keep it. She will always give you a second .She doesn't care about what you've done in the past only about what you do in the present. She is down to earth. She's very faithful and loves her family and would do anything for them no matter what. She loves being outdoors, wildlife, fishing and hunting and being out on a boat. I don't think there's any other words to describe her. Hopefully you get to meet her one day. She's absolutely lovely all around.
by Alwayslovetugfriend2004 March 22, 2024
Get the Crystal Wynnmug. She is such a crystal-dildo
by Steinthefool May 23, 2014
Get the crystal-dildomug. -Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
Get the Crystal of Lifemug. Crystaled- Invited to go somewhere and when your as far from home as possible, a fake argument happens and your told to get out of the car and walk home.
To get out and walk. We got all the way there and then she pulls some fake fight shit and I'm told to get out and walk.... And she actually left.. straight Crystaled me!
by Youthimkyour crazy January 15, 2020
Get the Crystaledmug. Crystal is the best person in the world, she deserves everything and anything, she is cute, adorable and best of all, SHE IS MINE, i wish crystal the best of luck in the future because someone as amazing and beautiful as her is bound to succeed
by Phantom <3 May 18, 2024
Get the Crystalmug. Crystal Power is an absolute legend. She is drop dead gorgeous and deserves the world and more. She has such a kind heart and is such an amazing best friend and is very likeable but prefers to stick to a small group of people. She is shy but do not underestimate her. She is powerful and can do anything she puts her mind to. She is an amazing singer and will blow your socks off with her talent. If you ever meet a Crystal Power, treat her like the queen she is and do not disrespect her. She is specially talented and gifted in singing (of course) maths, English and pretty much everything she does. Do not forget that she is absolutely stunning.
Person 1: Hey who's that girl singing over there?
Person 2: That's Crystal Power
Person 1: She's so pretty, and amazing at singing
Person 2: I know right, and shes such a kind-hearted person
Person 1: I'd love to get to know her
Person 2: That's Crystal Power
Person 1: She's so pretty, and amazing at singing
Person 2: I know right, and shes such a kind-hearted person
Person 1: I'd love to get to know her
by MrMorocco November 3, 2020
Get the Crystal Powermug.