My boyfriend sent me some pretty hot videos tonight. I now have new material for my Cream Collection.
by Smoosh35 February 05, 2020
The act of ejaculating into the belly button of a participant to then proceed to suck the sperm out of the belly button and spit it all over their face.
by Big gaz 98 January 15, 2020
by ThemanSlim February 04, 2018
by Cometstrike October 19, 2019
When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.
by El Guepardo May 01, 2023
A meme so overused that its overuse becomes a meme.
The name is in reference to crushing food until it becomes a paste or cream.
The name is in reference to crushing food until it becomes a paste or cream.
by JohnnyCracker September 01, 2017
Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.
Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'
Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'
Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
by Jamzig May 02, 2011