Comment Vulture

Somebody that writes random shit for no reason in comment sections.

Bro you know Gianni Cagee
Nah bro he a Comment Vulture

by GoroMK1 February 25, 2023

Commentspying

(verb) When one of your bastard nosy Myspace friends reads your comments and reads your other friend's responses to gain knowledge in the name of gossip.

Friend: I know that you're dating that girl Suzy.
You: Who told you?
Friend: I saw your Myspace.
You: Have you been commentspying? I'm gonna block you now

by StoopidLemmings September 19, 2007

Commentribution

When someone posts a reply to your blog post that is not only a comment but also a positive contribution.

After I blogged yesterday, I received several commentributions from people all over the country.

by punkinkat August 20, 2008

Commercial Coma

Commercial Coma-

It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.

Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?

John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.

Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?

John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...

by PandaHumor August 1, 2011

Cocomelon Kid

Deadass quackity.. nothing else. Its just quackity. He is a fucking IPad kid and a cocomelon kid...

Quackity watches cocomelon
Offically a cocomelon kid

by 𝐋𝖔𝐯𝖎𝐧𝖌♡︎𝐖𝖎𝐥𝖇𝐮𝖗 December 30, 2021

residual comment

When you are walking somewhere with a group of people and you are addressing one friend in particular,but a stranger catches your eye and you make that comment directly to them instead.

Your friend Jason makes a crude gesture

(while a women emerges from a store in front of you, catching your eye)
you respond to Jason by saying
"I never want to see your face again"
but you are still looking at the strange women
Then you say
"oh that was a really bad residual comment"

by seen-your-pics September 13, 2009

Ninja-Commenting / Liking

When one Comments or Likes a post up to 2 seconds after its posted. (On Facebook.)

WARNING: This action can get very annoying for the person recieving the notifications.

Girl 1: Oh man, I was on Facebook last night, and this guy is TOTALLY ninja-commenting / liking everything I post! SOO annoying.

Girl 2: Oh jees. That sucks...

by LoLfAcEbOoKfTw October 20, 2009