Coffee Clutch

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

coffee goblin

Any unorthodox or non-clearly identifiable source of coffee. If one is able to produce coffee without visiting the nearest coffee shop and without the aid of a coffee maker, there may be a coffee goblin involved.

Johnny excused himself, citing his need to go squeeze the coffee goblin.

by Yrmeje Ewebi December 19, 2017

coffee chicken

In a small office of people eager for their mid-morning coffee, participants must weigh up their strong desire for caffeine against the burden of being the first to break, becoming the Coffee Chicken.

The Coffee Chicken must take complex orders, deal with handfuls of loose change, return with trays of coffee and deal with never ending complaints & commentary from those who showed greater strength of character.

pete: Is Ed in yet? He is such a reliable coffee chicken!

by Coffee Chicken November 1, 2008

Dutch Coffee

A sex act done in the Inkwell bathroom where the man pours and entire steaming hot Dutch Coffee in the girls asshole, drinks it out with a straw, vomits in her pussy, fucks her, and then she sucks his dick (and swallows).

Random Man Whore: Dude this girl Rachel gave me a Dutch Coffee just for saying she didn't have too much make up on!

by Lobster Bisque March 7, 2015

Tortilla Coffee

A type of diarrhea. Specifically, it's the kind of diarrhea you get from eating at a taco wagon or Mexican restaurant.

I'm not feeling so good, I just ate at the Taco Truck and got a serious case of Tortilla Coffee.

or

I had some Carnitas at the new "Lustrio Taqueria" and now I'm making Tortilla Coffee :(

by Caleb The Fly December 19, 2012

Iced-Coffee

Usually a big ass dependence, especially for Ashton Irwin

“Are you an Ashton Irwin?” = “Are you an iced-coffee addicted?”

by kissedbythedarkness_ April 20, 2019

Coffee Handjob

Repeatedly moving a coffee sleeve up and down on a coffee cup.

Quit giving your coffee a coffee handjob.

by hiphugger09 May 10, 2010