certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.

'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'

by JCCD February 29, 2024

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certified yapper

The saying "certified yapper" means someone who believes they are certified for talking too much/saying dumb shit.

"I consider myself a certified yapper!"

"If I yap too much, then I must be a certified yapper!"

by Evrybdy_luvs.leeya March 13, 2024

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Certz

1.) (N.) Marijuana strain;Pink Certz wax; uplifting high

2.) (N.) Certified lab grown crystals and subgroup lab made stones

3.) (Adj.) Colored Certz (e.x. Pink Certz)

"This Pink Certz wax got us so stoned we had to make a definition for it."

by PinkAmy1783 March 19, 2024

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