Pull choke

Slang term for someone who is always doing dumb shit but thinks he’s cool

Curt chicks don’t want to see you talk with your butt man quit being such a pull choke!

by Buck Mahogany March 20, 2025

chicken choke hold

The act of completing masturbation while on hold with customer service. CCH for short.

Charter customer service sucks. I had time to pull off the CCH (chicken choke hold)! twice.

by Dirty Actuary January 17, 2011

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

choke and lean

To get drunk, and or do drugs.

Kevin: "Hey man, what's on the shift?"
Trevor: "I'm 'bout to choke and lean. Holla!"

by Abijah January 20, 2005