Chinese Food

Code word for hot, passionate gay sex. Especially when you want to have it over and over again.

Let's go get chinese food.". "Dude so soon? We just had Chinese food an hour ago.

by TheFannyBandit<3 November 22, 2010

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Chinese Cunt

A cunt that is chinese or sometimes even Greek.

American: You are a chinese cunt!
Greek: but im greek...
American: youre still a chinese cunt.

by Hunterry November 9, 2016

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Chinese Popsicle

The sexual act when the male sits in a buddha position(legs crossed) and the woman sits on his lap while on her period. Turning his genitals red, then she proceeds to give him oral sex.

So my girlfriend asked if we had a popsicle, so i gave her my famous Chinese Popsicle.

by FUNNYM4N August 20, 2011

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A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.

Ian got lucky, the white ball ended up in a Chinese snooker so I ended up losing the game

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

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Chinese Lapdance

The term given to describe the position when one is sitting on the bike backwards. Their arms are backwards on the handlebars, and their feet our on the peddles backwards. They continue to ride in this position. One who may pull this off is to be considered a hero of all bike riders.

He did the Chinese Lapdance all the way home, hoping to score some brownie points.

by Look at Mike Hawk June 3, 2011

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