Fermunda Cheese

The accumulation of sweat, dirt, grime, and stank under a man's ball sack after the daily grind. Usually far to potent for the possibility of sexual acts such as fellatio. See also duck butter.

Ew Rich, I can't give u some knobber because that fermunda cheese is atrocious.

by Chris_P June 19, 2006

scrottage cheese

A female's organ that has gone 'sour' from excessive use.

"Last year I would have hit that for a dollar but now she's all scrottage cheese"

by ChristineW March 31, 2006

scream cheese

The creamy residue that is left on your penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who has a yeast infection.

I was done fucking my girl, and when I pulled out there was scream cheese all over my wang. I cried like a little girl, thinking I was going through the 4th stage of syphillis. It turned out that my girl forgot to mention she had a yeast infection.

by J Rickert July 05, 2006

Toe Cheese

The debris collected in the corners of the great toe's nail. encapsulated between the nail and skin, this navy blue, pasty, and often damp bi-product smells rediculously pungent.

"Perhaps I'll put some toe cheese on a Ritz. Everything tastes better on a Ritz."

by Fight The Rain March 08, 2004

cheese monger

A Cheese Monger is someone that sells cheese. This is not including Frumunda Cheese.

I got this crumbly blue from that cheese monger down the street.

by Mitchca April 10, 2006

lung cheese

noun- slang term describing excessive mucus production, sputum or phlegm typical of lower respiratory infections (e.g. bronchitis)

"Damn I've been coughing up lung cheese for a week since I smoked that stress!"

by gangsta750 March 21, 2005

Cheesing it out

When a food is so disgusting, a significant amount of cheese of any varitey is added to drown out the revolting taste.

Matt couldn't eat his pasta, so he proceeded in cheesing it out, making it edible.

by ModeratelyHumorousBeing April 26, 2011