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Mr Carney

The most feared gangster and serial paedophile the world has ever seen. He worked at Deniliquin high and moved to Bega as the cops started to catch up to him. He can likely be found hiding near schools or playground, or likely under your bed. Mr Carney has a cult following known as the CarneyGang and the can be identified by the red and black polo sports t-shirts. Watch out for Mr Carney the virginity thief, he’ll make your anus bleed.
Jack West: see that white liquid on the window.
Jono: yeh that was me and MrCarney.
Mildog: No Doubt, he locked me up in his van and I worked as his sex slave for a week.
Davo: That’s the Mr Carney we all know and love.
Jack West: I hear he has a fedish for frog ranga amphibions.
Harry-A: IM NOT A BLOODY RANGA
All: Shut up Syndrome.
by Local Street Ranga March 30, 2020
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Yellow carnation flowers

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.
Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.
by Lyrosity January 23, 2022
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Dimi Con Carne

Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.

The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.
Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"

Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"
by dimi t May 13, 2014
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Kings of the Carnival Creation

Incarnated marvels simplefied
Effects from such a disconsalate kind
Impotence of the once so perfect living
Erase and rewind
Stand rigid for the next battle
Peace means reloading your guns
The love for life is all hatred in disguise
A carnival creation with masks undone
In search for the guideliness to the gateways of sin
Through mires of misanthropy with wrath in mind
Sophistication as cruelty and perfection as virulent truth
Confidently dawned, to pick the best of enemies
An abyss womb strech wide open, exposed to retaliate
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking leopard skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Devoured by doubt, conducting arts of misconception
Testimonial suffiency declaring numbess of all perceptions
Glance into the blackness hidden beneath your surface
And enjoy the suffering, sanity drained in disrespect
With such bedevilled faith in good, subsequently trusting evil
Next step for mankind will be the last seasons in sin
With the stigma feasting on your flesh as I wish you well
Thorns from the fountains of faith licking lepered skin
Worshipped by anyone's mass on your planet hell
What on earth possessed you?
Consuming illusions made from hysteria and swallowed tongues
Left are the kings of the carnival
Creation, carrying out of the echoes of the fallen
Sense the withering eternity as it fades away
The ultimate graceskess voyage of all times
Only death will be guarding your angels, silently
Cripples joining arms in clamour,
Institionalized for the rebirth, the herd will be hunted

Kings of the Carnival Creation
by Death Menace July 19, 2022
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carnied

1.) This is a verb that refers to what happens when a carny cheats you out of money with one of their impossible to win games or over priced rides

2.) Being cheated out of anything
1.) Man, I spent $40.00 on that stupid gun game and all I go was this stupid tweedy bird. I just got carnied

2.) Oh no I should have gotten $10.00 change but they gave me a $5.00 dollar bill and I didn’t notice I just got carnied.

Or

Hey there’s only 9 nuggets in this ten piece those McDonalds guys just carnied me out of a chicken nugget.
by JJM January 4, 2005
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Carno

Someone who eats only meat for ethical reasons.
Please get that salad off my plate. I am a carno and that is offensive.
by Colemanisland April 16, 2019
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willy con carne

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.
"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy
by JackandCairo February 23, 2011
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