Canadian Orgasm

When you have an orgasm and then apologize.
LeAnn (having a Canadian Orgasm): I'm cumming, I'm sorry.
by Salty Giraffe Poo January 02, 2022
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Canadian Donation

Removing the testicles of another person and giving/feeding them to a goose
"I gave Dave a canadian donation because he slept with my wife!"
by Zump_chan June 13, 2023
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canadian push

When you are peeing and you give it one good blast
I was taking a leak and wanted to finish up so I gave it the Canadian push.
by Tugger82 December 07, 2018
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Canadian Windpipe

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.
"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman
by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019
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Canadian lipstick

When you have sex during period and after she sucks you
A Canadian Lipstick is the fastest way to refresh your make up after a sexual encounter
by RudeGnappo June 09, 2020
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Canadian football

A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?

No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
by stanley yelnats II April 15, 2023
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Canadian speedball

Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.
A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.
by LOLSushii February 07, 2021
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