canadian blow

The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.

Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?

by Pseudanonym March 18, 2019

canadian smile

A beautiful smile that deceptively hides a sassy personality.

Julie has a Canadian smile, its great to look at but once she starts talking it's nothing but sass.

by Pluckerflucker June 14, 2018

Canadian Trainride

A human centipede where the people involved say please and thank you

Oh man that Canadian Trainride was the most polite and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.

by Louda1 October 7, 2018

Canadian Hotline

When a chimpanzee takes poop from a person’s anus and puts it in another person’s anus.

Let’s do the Canadian Hotline tonight. My chimpanzee is really horny.

by Slaggy Butthole October 9, 2018

Canadian taxi

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day

Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!

by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

Canadian boy

The most perfect, beautiful and most adorable boys on the planet.

“Wow look at that guy he’s breathtaking”
“Yeah bro he’s a Canadian boy”

by Milk123711 September 5, 2022

Canadian Riot

Pushing over a trash can and running away

School sucks, we should start a Canadian riot.

by Ace55172379632432 October 4, 2022