Martis Camp

Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.

I’m heading up to Martis Camp this weekend to find solitude in the simplicity of the mountains and my 11,000 square-foot home with 7 bedrooms.

by itslissaaaaaaa June 22, 2020

comedy camp

Comedy camp is a place for unfunny niggas to learn how to do a funny

Taylor belongs in comedy camp forever

by Cookie God21 October 28, 2020

alex camp

you have back pain, and you can’t walk right

i’m so alex camp right now, after the roller coaster.

by johnsssevehshshshs October 4, 2020

camp 7

n. A place where the government disappears people to.
v. The act of disappearing a person.

n. Have you seen Quon? I heard he won a free vacation to Camp 7.
v. I haven't heard from Kareem in three weeks, I bet Sammy camp 7ed his ass.

by Fulgencio Batista March 4, 2011

Rabbit Camp

A multiple day rabbit show filled with debauchery, shots, margaritas, gays, and their hags.

How many bottles of Don Julio are you bringing to rabbit camp?

by epilepticbunny June 15, 2011

piss camp

a gathering of "occupy-ists" where piss seems to be the main attraction

Person1: "Hey what's going on in them tents over there?"
Person2: "Oh that's just Occupy ____; it's the best PISS CAMP around!"

by occupyurban November 16, 2011

camp crush

a crush that you have on someone who you only see at a camp/retreat, that you will never see again (met like out of town, at a camp, etc.), only like because of certain predicaments (i.e. put in the same group multiple times, sleeping within close proximity for more than one night, etc..), or only having a crush on them for a short amount of time (because of other listed reasons).

laeryd: i kinda have a crush on a guy from my church retreat

emma: how ?? you're taken girl
laeryd: it's a camp crush, the next time i see him is in august
emma: ohhh i get it
laeryd: let me have my taken hot girl summer without any hate

by so dool June 11, 2023