butter troll

A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.

Jay: "Hey Paco, look at that butter troll coming down the street."

Paco: "Yeah, why don't you go ask for her phone number?"

by CabronDeOz December 8, 2009

Peanut-Butter Helper

A pet used to lick peanut butter off one's genitalia.

Poochy is such a good peanut-butter helper, he makes me blow my load in a second.

by GC89 October 20, 2006

churning butter

The result of walking after one has not defecated completely. This is usually due to constipation where the poop breaks in half, and one could wipe all day and still not be completely clean.

“My poop broke off before I went mountain climbing, so I was churning butter all day long.

by tenesmus September 11, 2016

butter my biscuits

to cum all over a womans ass after sex

"put that butter on my biscuits"
"o honey butter my biscuits"

by i love the bagina August 8, 2009

butter face

A girl with an ugly face but good body.

The cheerleader is a butter face because her body was rockin but her face was hideous.

by paige -al November 26, 2006

butter my bagel

The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

Pull a Butler

To "Butler" or to "Pull a Butler" is to assure someone or (more usually) a group of people their interests are being tended to, while simultaneously demonstrating that you have neither the power or inclination to do so.

It is believed to derive from butlers of the 19th century being notoriously unreliable. A competing theory posits that it originates from the north-east Kansas region.

Analogous to the expression: "Barth-up" paperwork.

"Dude I've been practicing the lines to 'Hamlet' for months and now the day before the performance the theater director is telling me we're actually gonna do 'The Producers'"

"HA! Damned if he didn't just pull a Butler on you, sucka!"

by Omnibus92883 September 16, 2010