A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust
by J57 October 13, 2023

When you're aware that a post/meme is not about you, because it's not really about anybody in particular, it's just somebody looking to fuck with somebody's head on social media, you know everything that comes from the source is fiction, its bullshit. It's somebody saying everything they want to say to somebody they know in real life, in the form of talking to/about nobody in particular/directly, which is about as chicken shit as you get. The same kind of chicken shit tries to write everything they really want to say to somebody (in real life) down for show in the form of a script or a note so the other person will laugh when they hear it instead of calling it what it is, chicken shit.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

by anon17385927 January 26, 2014

Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.
Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.
Tay poe: yea
Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?
Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid
Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks
ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT
Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.
Tay poe: yea
Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?
Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid
Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks
ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT
by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025

- Once upon time, when it was night...
- You're bullshit maker! I don't want listen this bullshit! That's so usual!
- You're bullshit maker! I don't want listen this bullshit! That's so usual!
by Sivyziom December 20, 2020

by Okidokey May 4, 2017
