bass betty

a Betty that has an elevated appreciation for music and enjoys standing/sitting/positioning herself close to sound systems at live shows, not as a groupie for the band or artist, but rather to take in the total music experience.

"Check out the bass betty by the dj booth, she's totally zoning out to that four on the floor beat!"

by tintaelektralove August 1, 2014

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Playing the Bass Clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

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Damn Bass Stereo

A stereo system that makes good 'noise' especially to the bass end. Good enough to make a listener forget the slight homophone simillarity between 'damb ass' and 'damn bass' and just scream "...damn bass stereo, baby!"

"Trap traps me inside that damn bass stereo I bought"

by Lil Ted April 18, 2018

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Bass Cannon

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.

Damn, Did you see that jackass cranky get obliterated by that bass cannon?

by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

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