THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

ALTERNATE

2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.

The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

Batman

Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears

Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne

by Spazmeister October 18, 2006

Batista

One who jacks of to gay porn and thinks of his mother while jerking

Look at that batista over there! Its watching gay porn!

by Monolithic_Juggernaut January 21, 2008

batman

When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008

Mercy High School in Baltimore

Mercy high, mercy low, mercy girls know how to blow.

Guy 1: where can I find some nice head?
Guy 2:Mercy high school in Baltimore

by Ball sac 101 January 11, 2017

Batman Costume

It's what you wear when you are about to engage dominatrix sex.

My girl is gonna whip me good tonight because I have been naughty boy. Better find my batman costume.

by Pervy Sage March 25, 2010

Baltimore

A writhing cesspool. Not only is the gene pool shallow, it is stagnant. Yes, everyone looks the same, example: Dundalk. Similar to Calcutta, except that Baltimore has more homeless and more drug users. How do you get there from DC? Take I 95N until you get to the big green sign that says "Ghetto" - if the sign and/or the light pole next to it hasn't been stolen and sold for drug money. Worst city ever. period. Nasty ass place. The only people that like it are people that were born there and have never been anywhere else, which is 90% of the pathetic population. All streets are lined with chicken shacks and hair weavers, oh, and bums too.

"Hon, git me sum dem cra caks ana beer, hon. Wachout - dem hood boys be shooten up gins." A Baltimore crack head with several STDs.

by everyone who has ever lived there September 26, 2006