aunty theory

Aunty theory is a globally accepted and proven theory according to which all brown girls after the age of 21 are categorized as aunties.

Someone's 21st birthday and now they are officially an aunty.

She is an aunty according to the aunty theory.

aunty theory by brownzzz June 21, 2010

aunty Jane

to not be scared of being loved by somebody as opposed to love somebody (which is easy)

"aunty Jane told me to not be scared of being loved, fully desired, adored, appreciated"

aunty Jane by Krkič August 23, 2019

auntcles 

collective noun for aunts and uncles

My spouse and I know our niecephews love us because w'ere their auntcles, their parents' siblings, not just because they're in our will.

auntcles by jmarcusn May 28, 2010

Aunti Church 

In god we Trust. Ageing God fearer who writes a weekly poem for the fatty magazine Gordon Monthly

Our Fatty
Who eats unshaven
Hallowed Be thy name
Thy Kingdom ate
The garden gate
on earth as it is at easter
Give us this day our daily macdonalds
and munch out on watercress
or just try to eat less
for eating the kingdom
the cake and the glory
forever and ever Amen.

Aunti Church by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Aunty Clap 

Your mother's sister who get's around.

Dude, your Aunt Millie is a total Aunty Clap!

Aunty Clap by Richie.innit September 24, 2009

aunty beth

When your mother or someone like your mother masturbates a friend of yours using the anti-splash method.

Ask your Ma about Aunty Beth

aunty beth by Coulers January 21, 2017

Ur auntie asexual 

Insult that is only to be used in absolute emergencies, using this phrase will cause a massive singularity, leaving nothing left of this or other possible universes

Bob: Ur mum gay

Jim: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur granny tranny

Jim: Ur sister a mister

Bob: Ur auntie asexual

(Earth is consumed by a massive black hole, which then consumes other planets)

Ur auntie asexual by JetStreamSam May 12, 2018