anal pregnant

when a stupid person believes that woman can get pregnant from anal

idiot: did you know woman can get pregnant from anal
everyone else: no they cant
idiot: yes they can I will search it up on the internet
Internet: anal pregnant isn't a thing you stupid idiot

by Giga_chad June 28, 2022

anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down

I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.

by ReZuRrEcT September 1, 2014

anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009

anal rejection

the involuntary constriction of the sphincter muscles due to insertion of objects; including but not limited to large dicks, dildos, and other foreign objects.

the tightening of the butthole with sensory awareness of anal intercourse.

my girlfriend had anal rejection the first time we tried anal sex.

every time my dick get near her butt, I get anal rejection.

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by theliberian October 27, 2015

Anal sauna

Profusely sweating from your crack, Sweltering from the anal cavity

I just got done running a marathon and now I have an anal sauna going on.

by SJP - CLP August 19, 2019

anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.

-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.

by Swag Fag College of Slang May 25, 2016

classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.

Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy

by Bouncybunny March 20, 2016