He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
Get the Alexmug. A full fuck boy with a micropenis (confirmed). He reeks of rapey vibes and also cheats on his girlfriend and then lies about it. He is actually garbage, but has a really nice body so I guess he has that going for him. Get's turned on by girls being rude to the waiters/waitress.
by keighd March 8, 2018
Get the Alexmug. alex is the bestest friend i had , i love him so much , i like how he always be by my side i will send this to you alex ily ok bye i wrote this shit ok im hiba
by hibalovesherfriends September 16, 2017
Get the Alexmug. by wo_deathiscool November 23, 2019
Get the Alexmug. by Hugelock March 14, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Absolute sweat on fortnite. Plays it more than epic fortnite ninja. Thinks he has a good channel but he really doesn't. Liverpool wallpaper (gay).
by Al3x is gay August 18, 2019
Get the Alexmug.