0.0001 seconds after

A playful terminology used by internet memes to convey the idea of "as soon as." It emphasizes the immediacy of an action, often in a humorous or exaggerated manner.

I'll get started on that project 0.0001 seconds after you send me the details!

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

sometime after

Strax

"When will you be able to climb?"
"Sometime after XX:XX"

by ZeWhip April 11, 2017

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010

staying after

Staying behind the group at your scheduled activity to take a shit.

Hey man, after the show, I’m staying after for a few. Gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

by Gardenhosebowlingball August 21, 2023

Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

After gone

After completion of drinking a bitter or sour ale.

That beer had a bad after gone.

by Chuckswords May 31, 2018

After-blow

Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.

"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.

by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022