A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.
Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.
by dr. abel September 10, 2013
Get the African Tunnel Monkeymug. Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!
by M4A11X November 8, 2023
Get the Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did itmug. When you and your girlfriend share the toilet seat together. When done, you tip the toilet over and turn your bath tub on and block the bathroom door,therefore starting a small flood with dirty pee poop water and you both swim in it
by Flood water March 11, 2019
Get the african flood watermug. 
The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.
I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.
by Laventer August 30, 2025
Get the African Ceiling Birdmug. A handsome, loyal, African Muslim man is simply someone’s who’s extremely and naturally beautiful and charming who also happens to be very faithful while practicing Islam being from African decent. You don’t have to be African or Muslim for me to make you part of GANG or to be apart of the association, but you MUST be loyal and handsome.
by seyjolie July 12, 2023
Get the Handsome, loyal, African, Muslim man 👑mug. by 420 cron April 10, 2021
Get the african boom battamug.