When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn February 01, 2024
Usally done with a lot of black long shaved dicks and one wet victims pussy
E.g. Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)
E.g. Cady Heron (Lindsey Lohan)
Daniel and the boys went to town on Cady Heron she really knows how to take that African three some. YUM!
by Hermaez November 22, 2017
kyle: Becky and I really hit it off last night, but she hit me with the African Turnpike
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
Josh: Gross bro, hope you took a shower
by Quinnagin27 October 26, 2018
Middle/Upper class or higher female human African-American woman complaining of services offered or rendered. Often driving a generic 5-10 year old Lexus; Kia and Cadillac can also be a preferred automobile, but any manufacturer can fall victim.
That woman waiting in front didn't like the quote I gave her to repair her car, even though I offered to comp her oil change this visit. Now, she's out front whispering to our other customers that we're responsible for her lack of vehicle maintenance.
-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."
-"she is obviously pretending to do some hood shit, but she's just an African-Ameri-Karen, so she ain't talkin' 'bout shit. Look at her Ivy League college alumni sticker on her 2013 Lexus."
by Earl Chainge October 10, 2022
guy 1: what are you doing right now
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?
guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter
guy 2: taking my laundry to the washer
guy 1: while you're texting?!?
guy 2: yeah...I'm an African Texter
by afrosprinter May 02, 2010
When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.
Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 08, 2024
When you pull up to somebody’s house and instead getting out of your car, going to their door, and ringing the bell, you just honk your horn.
I wish Jermaine would stop using the African American doorbell when he pics up Shaniqua, all that honking gives me a headache.
by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023