The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.
"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"
"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."
by Galloway February 26, 2008
Get the Triangle Potatomug. At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.
by Pfu May 20, 2010
Get the Runner's Potatomug. A chunky cough that lasts from about a week, to a month. Hard to hold in as it wants to come out every few minutes.
by GillyB3an February 14, 2019
Get the Potato Coughmug. An evil potato is an evil potato who will freekin destroy you if you try to even eat it! They are the best kind of potatoes because then you can start an evil potato army!
by Hehe evil potato June 30, 2021
Get the evil potatomug. by dukas July 14, 2011
Get the Potato Gazingmug. Wow, Vlad your friend Roee is so cute can I get his number? Just so you know he is a potato back. Oh, nevermind then *proceeds to go vape in the bathroom*
by RoeeTheOgPotatoBack April 25, 2021
Get the Potato Backmug. An annoyance or disturbance
by Dyduraicpydar7fupf7rsrsircigc March 15, 2017
Get the rat potatomug.