A group of the coolest kids known to man. They all get together to circle jerk over atheism and politics among other ventures. They all love the P as well
by McdouchebagTheThird December 10, 2012
Singular: tool squadee
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
When you and your squad insult each other so bad you would fight someone else for saying shit like that
You to a member of your squad: When I bang your mom we don't use protection. You know... cause she's fixed.
Squad: DAMN!!! Fuck you! ( and then roasts you back)
I love getting high and squad roasting with you little bitches
Squad: DAMN!!! Fuck you! ( and then roasts you back)
I love getting high and squad roasting with you little bitches
by MeatHandle December 20, 2016
The greatest trio of human beings to ever exist. They are clowns. They are amazing. One is God, one is shrek and one is a bitchboy. Together they wreak havoc on planet earth and fuck shit up.
by SEXYSHREKMAN420 October 16, 2019
Sket is an acronym for super kind elevating type, so sket squad is a group of super kind elevating types that make people happy
by Lol3214321 February 04, 2017
Sket is an acronym for super kind elevating types do they great at making people happy the squad at the end makes it a group of those kind of people making sket squad
by Lol3214321 February 04, 2017
Bro 1: Hey Bro, do you have a date to Bro 3's Party??
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad
Bro 2: Nah, I'm going to Bro 3's Party in the Buffet Squad
by MEEEEE!!!111 June 10, 2017