Monday Mourning - wearing all black to work every Monday because you are in mourning that you have to work all week.
by LizzyGlo June 11, 2025

"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
by saucerich March 14, 2022

You continuously go to church and act good on sunday, then monday go back to your normal, theiving, pot smoking self.
by 5689 September 9, 2012

by thatoneperson2299 April 29, 2022

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...
by Bloesem May 24, 2018

An illness that affects metal workers and welders. Named because you build a tolerance but the weekend break allows you to be susceptible to the metal fumes again. So it is most commonly felt on monday. Also known as metal fume fever
by NowWithEctasy May 11, 2019

by hhiii December 9, 2016
