Julian

The best fucking boyfriend ever. He's so amazing and perfect and funny. And he is sooooo cute. Everyone should have a Julian.

Friend: Who's that?
Me: Oh, him?
Me: That's my boyfriend, Julian.

by Rainstorm17 August 30, 2021

Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

by julianhatr69420 August 28, 2024

The Julian Effect

The art of someone being in a group and planned events will fall through

Oh wow i cant wait to play fifa later! Oh shit I forgot the Julian Effect is cursed upon us!

by JManDontTakeNoShit November 17, 2024

Julian

The lamest dude you know, but he has a massive penis

"You're such a Julian," Stacy said
"😓" Said Chad

by Goonmeister1234 December 14, 2024

Theo-Venture with Julian

When everything in Julian’s world changes with one major, hilarious event: seeing Theo Von live. It’s the comedic equivalent of an apocalypse — but instead of destruction, it’s pure comedy overload.

I know you’ve had a long week at work, and you're ready for this internship to be over. Even though I still don’t understand everything you do with those spreadsheets, I’m so incredibly proud of you!

Prepare yourself for the Theo-Venture with Julian — it’s a comedy trip of a lifetime.

by Ihopethisworks July 9, 2025

Julian

If you know a Julian you can confirm he is an asshole and smartass most of the time but once you get to know him he is a very trustworthy and caring guy who always has your back.

Person1: Julian is annoying I don't know why you are still friends with that guy
Person2: Fuck you, you just don't know him well

by do 8 October 4, 2025

Julian

Julian is the best person in a friend group he will always carry the team and he pulls all the girls.

Kid: is that Julian

Other kid: Yeah he’s so cool
Kid: I wish I was like him

by Little_lebron November 22, 2021