Julian E.T.

The name of someone who takes jokes and satire sentences way too serious.

Elijah: Kamala Harris is secretly a Russian spy trying to sabotage Trump.

Julian: Dude, your so annoying and stupid just shut the fuck up.

Elijah: Ok, Julian E.T.

by julianhatr69420 August 28, 2024

The Julian Effect

The art of someone being in a group and planned events will fall through

Oh wow i cant wait to play fifa later! Oh shit I forgot the Julian Effect is cursed upon us!

by JManDontTakeNoShit November 17, 2024

Julian

The lamest dude you know, but he has a massive penis

"You're such a Julian," Stacy said
"😓" Said Chad

by Goonmeister1234 December 14, 2024

Julian

Julian is an amazing friend. He’s funny, cute, smart and literally perfect. He can sometimes be an asshole but you’ll always love him no matter what. He can also be a player sometimes but that doesn’t stop you for loving him unconditionally. Julian will always be there for you no matter what and loves to cuddle. He loves playing Minecraft and watch Netflix. Especially Brooklyn 99. Julian’s favorite color is usually blue. He has brown hair, blue eyes and he’s pretty tall. He can easily get aggressive and is really good at maths

Person 1: omg he’s so cute

Person 2: ikr it’s Julian

by iloveunicorns69 October 20, 2019

Julian

Julian is the definition of sexy. He is athletic, and autistic. He is not gay, even though he seems like he is, it’s just his funny personality.

That kid over there is such a Julian he is so funny

by grace the buttface October 25, 2019

Julian

Starscream’s bitch

Julian, make me some coffee

by Starscream’s bitch October 27, 2019

Julian

A fatass emo

Ayo Julian is a emo

by Muahhitormiss October 27, 2019