Julian

Finder of emerging patterns, breaker of wrists and user of a bountiful lexicon.

Hi, I'm Julian otherwise known as Julienne carrots. Today I shall have a few bevvies and try ride a skateboard in my twilight years to feel young again. Whoopsy-daisy, I fell over. Oh deary, now my wrist is broken - send help!

by Professor Samrai December 23, 2021

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Julian

A tall gay dumbass. The sole perpetrator of the armenian genocide.

wow, Julian’s still in prison for war crimes?

by misosoupy May 14, 2022

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Julian

Your bitch asshole friend who says things just to start arguments. He is a dumb mother fucker who will complain about how he gets bullied all the time. After he is done complaining he will make fun of your friend for being Jewish.

Julian has got to be the dumbest, meanest, ugliest friend that I have.

by LiterallyJustCullen October 16, 2022

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Julian

He is just perfect!

Julian u are so amazing!!!

by Unreal_LP January 5, 2017

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Julianed

When a tiny bottom is shoved on a cock and fucked into a less tiny bottom

damn, the guy made a hell of a condom

yeah, he really got julianed!

by selkir December 29, 2023

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Julian

Julian is thicc beyond belief. Anybody who lays eyes on his volumshous ass immediately gets wet as fuck. Julian has all the bitches and gets pussy on the regular. Julian has “neva lost”.

“OMG Julian’s just to thicc I can’t take it”.
“Julian, I just can’t stop looking at it!”

by FBGM $$$$ May 8, 2019

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