Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV May 14, 2011

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Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

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Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

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Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.

Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

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National pantie peel monday, The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022

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