you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!

"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"

by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018

bruh mate

this is used when you don’t know what else to say or you want to be like alex or you can say bruh m8

my dad “i’ve just had a divorce with your mother”. me “ bruh mate

by bruh you don’t need my name March 2, 2019

mates

two fat girls who are at wendy's 24/7

person: who are those two ugly girls
person#2: oh there just the mates

by tae_taes_bae March 3, 2019

Mate

Someone who is your friend; a word used by Australians as well

Person 1: Hey Carl, what's up?

Person 2: Hey! Not much mate, it's been kind of boring lately

by itsjesuschrist569 March 4, 2019

MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 4, 2019

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

by Booland March 17, 2019