ripping the head off it

it means masturbating commonly used by the Scottish comedian

Kevin Bridges

There was a Scottish bloke just ripping the head off it in the hotel lobby.

by Contra1947 May 17, 2016

Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

bae-off

When you and your friend beat each other up until only one person is left, in order to get the girl.

"yo u like her and i like her??? meet me in the bathroom after school!!!!"
"what, is it a bae-off now? go suck ur own dick."

by coilusserpent May 18, 2016

roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians

John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.

by Gap was here June 1, 2016

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

half off sale

a cheap girl.

don't mess with her . shes a half off sale

by realdeer June 8, 2016

Off the rails

1. Someone that is uncontrollable in the hands of their parents, other people and themselves. Runs loose, on the streets, hase a relation with drugs, alcohol and party's.
2. A train coming off its rails during movement.

Oh yeah mate he's off the rails
Yeah I saw that train off the rails aye

by YOUR COOKED June 11, 2016